Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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