Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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