shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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