If i come over, it means nothing
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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