I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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