doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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