I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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