I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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