I think my fart just growled at me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
