So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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