i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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