I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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