Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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