Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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