It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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