oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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