What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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