That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I showed him my bush... on skype.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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