Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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