we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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