She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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