He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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