i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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