And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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