It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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