He kissed a someone with a penis
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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