why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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