so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
You smell like stripper and shame
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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