So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
There's always time for handjobs
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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