I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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