There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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