We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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