Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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