She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I am available for nakedness
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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