hell yes lets make some ravioli
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize