we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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