So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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