let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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