I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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