I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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