thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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