Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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