Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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