I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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