They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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