it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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