ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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