i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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