Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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