Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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