i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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