and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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