..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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