So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
