Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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