he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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