But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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